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A Man Was Walking Along The Beach

One day, a man was walking along the beach and came across an
odd-looking bottle. Not being one to ignore tradition, he rubbed it
and, much to his surprise, a Genie actually appeared. "For releasing
me from the bottle, I will grant you three wishes," said the Genie.
The man was ecstatic. "But there's a catch," the Genie continued.
"What catch?" asked the man, eyeing the Genie suspiciously. The Genie
replied, "For each of your wishes, every lawyer in the world will
receive DOUBLE what you asked for."
"Hey, I can live with that! No problem!" replied the elated man.
"What is your first wish?" asked the Genie.
"Well, I've always wanted a Ferrari!" POOF! A Ferrari appeared in
front of the man.
"Now, every lawyer in the world has been given TWO Ferraris," said the
Genie. "What is your next wish?"
"I could really use a million dollars..." replied the man, and POOF!
One million dollars appeared at his feet.
"Now, every lawyer in the world is TWO million dollars richer," the
Genie reminded the man.
"Well, that's okay, as long as I've got MY million," replied the man.
"And what is your final wish?" asked the Genie.
The man thought long and hard, and finally said, "Well, you know,
I've always wanted to donate a kidney...."

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