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This retired British officer, a real Colonel Blimp type, gets on the
elevator to go to the Officers' Club one afternoon. The elevator was an
older model and as such, had an operator. As the officer enters the
elevator his cabbage lunch gets the better of him and he has this
overwhelming urge to fart. He's too polite to let one rip, so he sneaks
one out. This takes care of the sound but it does nothing for the stench,
which is awful. The elevator boy is the only other person in the carriage
and he does not have the smarts to realize that the polite thing to do is
to ignore the event. Instead, the boy blurts out, "Excuse me sir , but
did you fart?" The Colonel snaps to attention, twiddles his handlebar
moustache and says, "fart? FART?. Why of course I farted, you blithering
idiot! Do you think that I smell like this all the time?"
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