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An Italian, and Irishman and a Chinese fellow


An Italian, and Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction
site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian
guy, "You're in charge of sweeping," to the Irishman, "You're in charge of
shoveling," and to the Chinese guy, "And you're in charge of supplies."

"Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a
dent in that pile."

So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, and when he returns, the pile
of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any
of it?" The Italian replies, "I didn't have a broom. You said the
Chinese guy was in charge of supplies, but he disappeared and I couldn't
find him."

So then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel.
The Irishman replies, "I couldn't get myself a shovel. You left the
Chinese guy in charge of supplies, but I couldn't find him."

The foreman is really pissed off now, and storms off toward the pile of
sand looking for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy springs out
from behind the pile of sand and yells 'SUPPLIES!"


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