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AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks' trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the
AQUALIBRIUM (ak wa lib' re um) n. The point where the stream of drinking
BURGACIDE (burg' uh side) n. When a hamburger can't take any more
BUZZACKS (buz' aks)n. People in phone marts who walk around picking up
CARPERPETUATION (kar' pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of
DIMP (dimp)n. A person who insults you in a cheap department store by asking,
DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt')v. To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on
ECNALUBMA (ek na lub' ma)n. A rescue vehicle which can only be seen in the
EIFFELITES (eye' ful eyetz)n. Gangly people sitting in front of you at the
ELBONICS (el bon' iks)n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one
ELECELLERATION (el a cel er ay' shun)n. The mistaken notion that the more you
FRUST (frust)n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the
LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open here"
NEONPHANCY (ne on' fan see)n. A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to
PEPPIER (pehp ee ay')n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose
PETONIC (peh ton' ik)adj. One who is embarrassed to undress in front of a
PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n.The affliction of dialing a phone number and
PUPKUS (pup' kus)n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses
TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun)n. The act of always letting the
Sniglets: words for things that should have words but don't
By Rich Hall
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ACCORDIONATED (ah kor' de on ay tid) adj. Being able to drive and refold a
road map at the same time.
bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.
fountain water is at its perfect height, thus relieving the drinker from (a)
having to suck the nozzle, or (b) squirting himself in the eye.
torture and hurls itself through the grill into the coals.
display phones and listening for dial tones even when they know the phones
are not connected.
running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching
over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the
vacuum one more chance.
"Do you work here?"
the floor byblowing on it, somehow assuming this will `remove' all the germs.
rearview mirror.
movies who, no matter what direction you lean in, follow suit.
armrest in a movie theater.
press an elevator button
the faster it will arrive.
dustpan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides
to give up and sweep it under the rug.
spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the `illegal' side.
life.
seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.
household pet.
forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
its nose to it.
phone ring at least twice before youpick it up, even when you're only six inches away
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