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The bartender poured him a beer and the bloke knocked it back in one gulp.
The bartender had no idea what the bloke was talking about, but poured him
" Quick mate " said the bloke "give me another beer before it starts"
The bloke ignored him and just demanded another beer before it started.
This bloke went into a pub with his wife, sat down at the bar and said to
the bartender "Mate, please give me a beer before it starts"
"Give me another beer before it starts thanks mate " said the bloke.
another anyway and watched it disappear the way of the first one.
As he's pouring the beer, the bartender said " Look mate, there's nothing
starting here tonight. The strippers are on Friday, and the band is on Saturday"
"Listen dear" his wife interrupted, " I think you've had enough to drink "
See mate " said the bloke to the bartender, "it's started."
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