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Thou-shalt-not


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An Irishman goes to his priest and says, "Father it's terrible. You
should know that someone in this town is a thief. My bicycle was stolen
the other day."

The priest says, "That is terrible. I know everyone in town and
find it hard to believe. But here's what we'll do. Next Sunday in church,
I'll read the ten commandments. When I get to thou-shalt-not-steal, you
look about for the one with the guilty look, he'll be the thief."

After the service, the priest asks the man if he had identified the thief.

"To be honest, I didn't. You got as far as thous-shalt-not
commit-adultery, and I remembered where I left my bicycle."


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