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2 blonde builders


2 blonde builders were working on a house. 1 blonde was on a ladder
nailing. She'd reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail, look at it, and
either toss it over her shoulder or proceed to nail it into the wood. The
other blonde couldn't stand it any longer and yelled up, "Why are you
throwing some of the nails away?"

The 1st blonde explained, "When I pull it out of my nail pouch, if it's
pointed toward me I throw it away. If it's pointed toward the house, then I
can use it!"

The 2nd blonde got real excited and called her all kinds of names,
explaining, "Don't throw away those nails that are pointed toward
you! They're for the other side of the house!!"


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