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Doctors are amazed at a man who is 135 years old and apparently in very good
physical condition. However, the doctors are curious and want to know more
about the old man. The man agrees to submit to a complete battery of
physical tests and examinations. After undergoing all the procedures the
doctors ask the man to provide a semen sample. The old man is very
hesitant. "But doctor" he says "I'm 135 years old, I haven't done that sort
of thing in many years." However, the doctors insist and they give the man
a jar and point him to the bathroom. After 45 minutes the man comes out of
the bathroom. The doctors ask him if he has the semen sample. "No", the
old man replies. "Why not?" ask the doctors. The man explains, "I banged
it on the sink and I banged it on the toilet, and I even tried using a
towel, but I just couldn't get the top off the jar!"
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