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And all you sons of bitches who are returning and want to get on,
The mother ran into the living room and yelled at her son, "We don't
Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding,
Then, the child added, "And for those of you who are pissed off
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen
listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room
She heard the train stop and her son say, "All of you sons of
bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop!
get your asses on the train now, cause we're going down the tracks!"
use that kind of language in this house! Now go to your room and stay
there for TWO HOURS! When you come out, you may go back and play
with your train, but only if you use nice language."
with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember
to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us
today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride
with us again soon."
we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember,
there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant
and relaxing journey with us today."
about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
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