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A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The
dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you six months
ago is eroding. What have you been eating?" The man replies, "all I can think
of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff
on it that was delicious...Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it
on everything --- meat, toast, fish, vegtables, everything." "Well," says the
dentist, "that's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of
lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. it's eaten away your upper plate. I'll
make you a new plate, and this time use chrome." "Why chrome?" asks the patient.
To which the dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows that there's no
plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
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