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A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut
daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always
have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the
work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of
hazlenut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with
hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The doctor came in at his regular time,
took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!" "No,
I'm sorry", replied the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri, doc."
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