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It was supposed to be a happy time, but it
Santa was beside himself with anger.
Just then the Little Angel opened the front
"Yo, Santa," he said. "Where do you want
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The 3 stages of man at Christmas:
Here's to all the Secret Santas!! Enjoy!!
wasn't. Santa was really upset. It was
Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right.
Mrs. Claus had burned all the Christmas
cookies, the Elves were complaining about not
getting paid for the overtime they had put in
while making toys, and the reindeer had been
drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk.
They had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier
in the day and crashed it into a tree, breaking
off one of the runners.
"I CAN'T believe it! I've got to deliver millions of
presents all over the world in just a few hours
from now and my Elves are on strike, all my
reindeer are drunk, and I don't even have a
Christmas tree! I sent that stupid Little Angel
out HOURS ago to find a tree and he isn't back
YET! What am I going to do?"
door and stepped in from the snowy night,
dragging a Christmas tree.
me to stick the Christmas Tree this year???"
And thus the tradition of an Angel atop the
Christmas tree came to pass...
He believes in Santa Claus
He does not believe in Santa Claus
He is Santa Claus
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