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You better not drink


To the tune of "Santa Claus is coming to town"

You better not drink and you
Btter ot drive, you better not try I'm
telling you why...
The police are watching for you

They're making you blow
and checking it twice.
Gonna find out who's
naughty and nice...
The police are watching for you

They see you when your're swerving.
They know when you are drunk.
They know if you've had one or ten so be
good for goodness sakeOh!

You better not drink and you
Better not drive, you better not try
I'm telling you why...
The police are watching for you.


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