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Three Proofs Jesus Was

THREE PROOFS JESUS WAS JEWISH
1. He went into his father's business.
2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was god

THREE PROOFS JESUS WAS IRISH:
1. He never got married.
2. He never held a steady job.
3. His last request was for a drink

THREE PROOFS JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was always in trouble with the law.
3.His mother did not know who his real father was

THREE PROOFS JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He took wine with every meal.
3. He worked in the building trade

THREE PROOFS JESUS WAS BLACK:
1. He called everybody brother.
2. He had no permanent address.
3. Nobody would hire him

THREE PROOFS JESUS WAS FROM CALIFORNIA:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot.
3. He invented a new religion.

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