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Sample the whisky to check for quality.
Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it is the highest
Make sure the whisky is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer.
Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt.
Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat
FRUIT CAKE RECIPE
You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs,
two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a
cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whisky.
quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer,
beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar
and beat again.
Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it
loose with a drewscriver.
Or something. Who cares? Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and
strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever
you can find.
off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window, check the whisky again
and go to bed.
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