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Jim & Bob were out camping


Jim & Bob were out camping. They looked across the open clearing & saw this
big bear running toward them. Jim immediately sits down, takes off his
camping boots & puts on his Adidas tennis shoes.

Seeing this, Bob says "You don't think you're gonna be able to outrun that
bear, do ya?"

Jim replys, "Noooo. I can't outrun that bear, but I don't have to. All I
have to do is outrun YOU!


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