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If you have a PC microwave oven, insert the dinner into the oven. Set
If you have a Mac oven, insert the dinner and press start. The oven will
Be forewarned that microsoft dinners are subject to frequent crashes, in
Many users have reported that the dinner tray is far too big, much larger
Dinners are only available from registered outlets, and only the chicken
Microsoft released plans to discontinue all smaller versions of their
Diners get excited about having veggies with their dinners, often telling
The box for the TV dinners is so large that it will not fit in many
IF MICROSOFT MADE TV DINNERS:
You must first remove the plastic cover, but understand that it means
accepting and honoring Microsoft rights to all TV dinners. The dinner must be used
in the manner prescribed by Microsoft, and you may not let anyone taste any part
of the dinner. If more that one diner is present, you must obtain a site license
before eating.
the oven using these keystrokes: mstv.dinn.//08.5min@50%heat. You then
enter: ms//start.cook_dindin/yumyumyum/gohot.
set itself and cook the dinner. However, be warned that this is only the beta
version and many necessary items have been left off. On those occasions
when it does work correctly, it is about as good as any dinner on the market.
Oddly, many continue to buy Microsoft dinners.
which case your oven must be restarted. This is a simple procedure. Remove the
dinner from the oven and enter ms/no.friggin.good/tryagain/again/again.crap.
At this time you start over. This might solve your problem.
than the dinner itself. It has many useless compartments, most of which are
empty. Microsoft says these are for future menu items. However, the tray is so
large that it will only fit in the biggest industrial ovens, forcing many users
to upgrade.
variety is available. If you want another variety, call Microsoft Help and they
will explain that you really don't need another variety. Microsoft Chicken is
all you really need.
chicken dinners, releasing them only in the family size.
their friends about it as though it were something new. Microsoft promises a
dessert with every dinner after T95. However, that version has yet to be released.
smaller freezers, and the shape prevents the storage of any other brand dinners.
Microsoft dinners are often not compatible with other dinners in the
freezer, causing your freezer to self-defrost
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