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"I'm big now. People pay 28 bucks just to tickle me for Chrissake. I
"It's gonna be big, man." Elmo said. Still, most industry experts expect
Big Bird has long been the highest paid cast member, and many speculate that the
"Big Bird? Course I hope he leaves." One muppet who wished to remain
Sources close to Sesame Street reveal that popular muppet Elmo has
threatened to leave the long running children's television program if he
is not paid $100,000 per episode. Previously a minor cast member on Sesame
Street, Elmo has grown to become one of the most popular muppets on the
show. In recent days, his stature has soared dramatically due to the
popularity of the new Tickle Me Elmo toy.
don't need any of this Sesame crap." Elmo told reporters this morning.
There is also a possibility of a bidding war between PBS and Fox
Television. Fox has reportedly offered Elmo a late night slot with
clearance in most of the major television markets. Like the toy, the Fox show would
be called Tickle Me Elmo and would give Elmo "the opportunity to deal with
adult topics not allowed on Sesame Street." Elmo is also scheduled to
star in a film next summer with David Caruso and Shelley Long.
Elmo and PBS to come to an agreement,
an agreement that could cause further problems for Sesame Street.
oversized bird will leave the show if Elmo is indeed given the $100,000
per episode. Even before Elmo's recent success, there had been increased
acrimony between Big Bird and the rest of the cast.
anonymous told reporters from a garbage can on Sesame Street. "Besides,
half the time, he's so drunk he can't even remember his lines. We don't
need the jerk." Big Bird could not be reached for comment.
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