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Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend

Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0
(marketing name: Fiancee1.0). Recently he upgraded Fiancee1.0 to
Wife1.0 and it's a memory hogger, it has taken all his space; and
Wife1.0 must be running before he can do anything. Although he did not
ask for it, Wife1.0 came with Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw and
BrotherInLawSome features I'd like to see in the Upcomming GirlFriend4.0...

- A "Don't remind me again" button

- Minimize button

- Shutdown feature

- An install shield feature so that Girlfriend4.0 can be completely
uninstalled if so desired (so you don't lose cache and other objects).

I tried running girlfriend 2.0 with girlfriend 1.0 still installed, they
tried using the same i/o port and conflicted. Then I tried to
uninstall girlfriend1.0 but it didn't have an uninstall program. I
tried to uninstall it by hand, but it put files in my system directory.

Another thing that sucks in all versions of girlfriend that I've used
is that it is totally "object orientated" and only supported hardware
with gold plated contacts. *****

BUG WARNING ******** Wife 1.0
has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before
uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing
the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install,
claiming insufficient resources

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