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15 Typical science student thinks the Energizer Bunny disproves
14 They think "Bill Nye the Science Guy" is a grunge band.
13 Hilarious "Top 5" list by purported high school graduate
12 One, they can't count. Three, they can't add.
11 And the number 3 sign that American Students Are Lacking
10 Ranks of chemists thinned by constant mistaking of H2SO4
9 Hey, it's tough counting the number of beers in a six pack.
8 If they can't find a Number 2 pencil for a test, they
7 Most students can't locate the earth on a globe.
6 Science Fair project demonstrates Space Shuttle fuel
5 "Algorithm" may sound like liquored-up Vice President
4 Your child consistently confuses "Pi-R-Squared" with "Pizza Pizza."
3 Then: Intricate handmade bombs with precise triggering
2 Actually, six out of five math teachers say there's no
and the Number 1 Sign American Students
1 "5 + 3 equals... Hey! 'Melrose' is on!"
The Top 15 Signs American Students are Lacking Math and Science Skills
that "conservation of energy" theory.
always has 12 or more entries.
Math and Science Skills...
for H2O.
bring half of a Number 3.
consumption using bottle of Tequila & lemon wedges.
bustin' a move, but it's not.
mechanisms. Now: Ryder truck filled with cow manure.
problem whatsoever.
are Lacking Math and Science Skills.. .
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