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July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online. I've heard it is
July 19 - Some guy at the tech support center says my computer needs a
July 22 - I bought the modem. I couldn't figure out where it goes. It
July 23 - I finally got the modem in and hooked up. that nine year old
July 25 - That nine year old kid next door hooked me up to America
July 26 - What's the internet? I thought I was on America Online. Not
July 27 - The nine year old kid next door showed me how to use this
July 28 - I tried to use chat today. I tried to talk into my computer
July 29 - I found this thing called usenet. I got out of it because I'm
July 30 - These people in this usenet thing keep using capital letters.
JULY 31 - I CALLED THE COMPUTER MAKER I BOUGHT IT FROM TO COMPLAIN
AUGUST 1 - I FOUND THIS THING CALLED THE USENET ORACLE. IT SAYS THAT IT
AUGUST 2 - I FOUND A GROUP CALLED REC.HUMOR. I DECIDED TO POST THIS JOKE
AUGUST 3 - I KEEP HEARING ABOUT THE WORLD WIDE WEB. I DIDN'T KNOW SPIDERS
AUGUST 4 - THE ORACLE RESPONDED TO MY QUESTIONS TODAY. GEEZ IT WAS RUDE.
AUGUST 5 - SOMEONE TOLD ME TO READ THE FAQ. GEEZ THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO USE PROFANITY.
AUGUST 6 - SOMEONE ELSE TOLD ME TO STOP SHOUTING IN ALL MY MESSAGES.
August 7 - Why have a Caps Lock key if you're not suppose to use it?
August 8 - I just read this post called make money fast. I'm so exited.
August 9 - I just made my signature file. Its only 6 pages long. I will
August 10 - I just looked at a group called alt.aol.sucks. I read a few posts and I
August 11 - I was asking where to find some information about something.
August 12 - I sent a post to every usenet group on the Internet asking
August 13 - I sent another post to every usenet group on the Internet
August 14 - Some guy suspended my account because of what I was doing. I
Diary of an AOL User.
the best online service I can get. They even included a free disk! I'd
better hold onto it in case they don't ever send me another one! I
can't connect. I don't know what is wrong.
modem. I don't see why. He's just trying to cheat me. How dumb does he
think I am?
wouldn't fit in the monitor or the printer. I'm confused.
next door did it for me. But it still don't work. I can't get online.
Online for me. He's so smart. I told the kid he was a prodigy. But he
says that's just another service. What a modest kid. He's so smart and
he does these services for people. Anyway he's smarter then the jerks
who sold me the modem. They didn't even tell me about communications
software. Bet they didn't know. And why do they put two telephone jack
holes in the back of a modem when you only need one? And why do they
have one labeled phone when you are not suppose to hook it to the phone
jack on the wall? I thought the dial tone sounded funny! Boy, are modem
makers dumb! But the kid figured it out by the sound.
this internet thing. I'm confused.
America Online stuff. I told him he must be a genius. He says that he is
compared to me. Maybe he's not so modest after all.
but nothing happened. maybe I need to buy a microphone.
connected to America Online not usenet.
How do they do that? I never figured out how to type capital letters.
Maybe they have a different type of keyboard.
ABOUT NOT HAVING A CAPITOL LETTER KEY. THE TECH SUPPORT GUY SAID IT WAS
THIS CAPS LOCK KEY. WHY DIDN'T THEY SPELL IT OUT? I TOLD HIM I GOT A
CHEAP KEYBOARD AND WANTED A BETTER ONE. AND ONE OF MY SHIFT KEYS ISNT
THE SAME SIZE AS THE OTHER. HE SAID THATS A STANDARD. I TOLD HIM I
DIDN'T WANT A STANDARD KEYBOARD BUT ANOTHER BRAND. I MUST HAVE HAD AN
IMPORTANT COMPLAINT BECAUSE I HEARD HIM TELL THE OTHER SUPPORT GUYS
TO LISTEN IN ON OUR CONVERSATION.
CAN ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS I ASK IT. I SENT IT 44 SEPARATE QUESTIONS ABOUT
THE INTERNET. I HOPE IT RESPONDS SOON.
ABOUT THE CHICKEN THAT CROSSED THE ROAD. TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE! HA!
HA! I WASNT SURE I POSTED IT RIGHT SO I POSTED IT 56 MORE TIMES.
GREW THAT LARGE.
I WAS SO ANGRY THAT I POSTED AN ANGRY MESSAGE ABOUT IT TO
REC.HUMOR.ORACLE. I WASNT SURE IF I POSTED RIGHT SO I POSTED IT 22 MORE
TIMES.
WHAT A STUPID JERK. I'M NOT SHOUTING! IM NOT EVEN TALKING! JUST TYPING!
HOW CAN THEY LET THESE RUDE JERKS GO ON THE INTERNET?
Its probably an extra feature that costs more money.
I'm going to make lots of money. I followed his instructions and posted
it to every newsgroup I could find.
have to work on it some more.
really believe that aol should be wiped off the face of the earth. I wonder what an aol is.
Some guy told me to check out ftp.netcom.com. I've looked and looked
but I can't find that group.
where the ftp.netcom.com is. Hopefully someone will help. I cant ask the
kid next door. His parents said that when he comes back from my house
he's laughing so hard he can't eat or sleep or do his homework. So they
wont let him come over anymore. I do have a great sense of humor. I
don't know why the rec.humor group didn't like my chicken joke. Maybe
they only like dirty stuff. Some people sent me posts about my 56 posts
of the joke and they used bad words.
asking where the ftp.netcom.com is. I had forgot yesterday to include my
new signature file which is only 8 pages long. I know everyone will want
to read my favorite poem so I included it. I'm also going to add that
short story I like.
told him I don't have an account at his bank. He's so dumb.
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