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The first couple he encountered he asked what they had done to qualify
The next couple (Mr and Mrs Port) went through the same thing, only it
The third couple looked at each other and Dick said to Fanny, " We
At the gate, St. Peter was checking the credentials for new entrants to
enter Heaven.
for entry. They told him of their tithing, good deeds, etc., to which
he replied that they were not ready for entry as they had been miserly.
They loved money and hoarded it - Mr Cash even married a woman named
Penny. No, they would have to take the elevator to go below.
was imbibing in the grape that was their downfall. Why, Mr Port even
married a woman named Sherry. That would never do - take the elevator.
might as well forget the interview and just take the elevator."
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