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They travel faster in all gears, especially reverse.
They accelerate at a phenomenal rate.
They have a much shorter braking distance.
They have a much tighter turning circle.
They can take ramps (or any other hazard) at twice the speed of private cars.
Battery, water, oil and tyre pressures do not need to be checked nearly so often.
The floor is shaped like an ashtray.
They only burn the most expensive petrol.
They do not need to be garaged at night.
They can be driven miles with the oil warning light flashing.
They very seldom need cleaning, especially inside.
The suspension is reinforced to permit carriage of concrete slabs or other heavy
They are specially adapted to allow reverse gear to be engaged whilst the car is still
The tyre walls are designed to allow bumping into and over kerbstones.
Unusual or alarming engine noises are easily eliminated by the adjustment of the fitted
No security needed - may be left unlocked with the keys in the ignition.
They are designed to tow loads far exceeding normal and are suited for backing into water
No need to take the foot off the clutch while waiting for the lights to change.
Much better for the 17 year olds to learn driving in
Company Cars have the following features rarely found in Private Cars:
building materials for weekend DIY work.
moving forward.
radio volume control knob.
at loading ramps.
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