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Score: 0 if the statement is never true, 1 if it is rarely true,
1. ____ Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".
2. ____ The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
3. ____ The cat is on Valium.
4. ____ People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. ____ The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
7. ____ No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
8. ____ "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
9. ____ You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
10.____ Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
Scoring:
20-29 - You are doing reasonably well, but still have too little
10-19 - You have mastered some of the aspects of the stress-filled
0-9 - Enjoying all that extra time? What do you do anyway?
Family Stress Test
2 if it is sometimes true, and 3 if it is always true.
5. ____ You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaf.
30 - a perfect score. Welcome to the neighborhood!
going on in your life. Crank it up.
life, but still have a long way to go. Have you considered
a parallel career path?
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