Joke Pages 0148

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There was a young couple

There was a young couple, very much in love, who the night
before they were to be married, were both tragically killed in an
automobile accident. They found themselves at the pearly gates
of heaven being escorted in by St. Peter. After a couple of
weeks in heaven, the prospective groom took St. Peter aside and
said, "St. Peter, my fiance and I are very happy to be in heaven
but we miss very much the opportunity to have celebrated our
wedding vows. Is it possible for people in heaven to get married?"

St. Peter looked at him and said, "I'm sorry, I've never heard
of anyone in heaven wanting to get married. I'm afraid you'll
have to talk to the Lord God Almighty about that. I can get you
an appointment for two weeks from Wednesday."

Come the appointed day, the couple were escorted by the
guardian angels into the presence of the Lord God Almighty, where
they repeat the request. The Lord looked at them solemnly and
said, "I tell you what, wait five years and if you still want to
get married, come back and we will talk about it again."

Well five years went by, and the couple still very much
wanting to get married, came back. Again the Lord God Almighty
said, "Please you must wait another five years and then I will
consider your request."

Finally, they come before the Lord God Almighty the third
time, ten years after their first request, and ask the Lord
again. This time the Lord answered, "Yes, you may marry. This
Saturday at 2:00 p.m., we will have a beautiful ceremony in the
main chapel. The reception will be on me!"

The wedding went beautifully, all the guests thought the bride
was beautiful. Moses brought some flowers from the Nile River
Delta and Ghandi came wearing his finest hand-woven sari. But,
you guessed it, the couple was married but a few weeks when they
realized they had made a horrible mistake, they just couldn't
stay married to one another.

So they made another appointment to see the Lord God Almighty,
this time to ask if they could get a divorce in heaven. When the
Lord heard their request, he looked at them and said, "Look, it took us
ten years to find a priest up here in heaven; do you have any idea how
long it'll take to find a lawyer?"

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