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The following is a totally non-scientific quiz made up of a series of
Part I: The Yes/No Questions
Even though you are North Dakota born, when asked your nationality, do you
Do you sometimes forget that Canada is another country?
Do you have relatives living in Seattle? California?
Do you have friends, neighbors or family members who spend the winter in
Do you have friends, neighbors or family members who attend the North
Can you fill in the name of the North Dakota town that completes the
Have you ever attended the following: Hostfest, WeFest, a Steam Threshers
When you hear the name Schafer, do you immediately think of a failed fish
If you are under 50 years of age, does at least 50% of your high school
If you are under 50 years of age, does at least 50% of your high school
Do you regularly find Canadian coins in your change and have no problem
Do you automatically add the letters "NPL" to the name "Democratic"?
Do you pronounce the name "North Dakota" with two perfectly round and
Do you consider October, November, March and April to be winter months?
When someone says "thank you," do you automatically respond with "you bet"
When driving, do you nod or somehow wave at oncoming vehicles?
Can you correctly pronounce the following: Metigoshe, Pembina, Neche, Kulm,
Do you sometimes find yourself ill at ease in a beautiful mountain or
When you think of "sledding," does it involve whipping across snow-covered
Do you pronounce "manure" as "mun-err"? Does "root" rhyme with "put"? Does
Do you tolerate Montanans who tell North Dakota jokes because all the sheep
If you answered more "yeses" than "no's", there's a good chance that you're
Are You a North Dakotan?
yes/no questions followed by a list of terms to define. If you're a North
Dakotan, chances are you'll answer "yes" to a lot of the questions and
you'll be able to zip (or is that Zap?) through the list of terms. If any
of the terms have you stumped, ask a nearby North Dakotan for enlightenment.
respond with your heritage mix, something like German/Norwegian,
Scottish/Swedish/Danish, or German/Russian?
Phoenix, Florida or California?
Dakota Picnic in Mesa?
phrase, "Zip to ____"?
Reunion, the Valley City Hit Parade, the Medora Musical, the State Fair in
Minot, the State Fair in St. Paul, or the Chanhassen Dinner Theatre?
farm, Medora or Mr. Bubble?
graduating class live and work in the Twin Cities?
graduating class live and work in Fargo-Moorhead?
spending them in any store?
pure o's?
or "yuh betcha"?
Rolla, Tioga and Arikara? And, even though it's in Montana, can you
correctly pronounce "Wibaux"?
woodland setting because there just isn't enough sky?
fields on a high-speed motorized recreational vehicle atsub-zero temperatures?
"roof" rhyme with "hoof"?
jokes you know are infintely cleverer and nastier?
a North Dakotan (or should be one)!
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