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In 1948, Mayor Jose Hussong, of Baja California, Mexico had a section of
In May of 1973, Alisa Mercado of Manila arrived at her home to find a 1200
Shawna Coburn of Salt Lake City, Utah, arrived home from a 10 day business
In 1976, the Pentagon returned 50 security doors because of a design flaw.
The doors, which cost $1,500.00 each had titanium locks and handles, and a
.0001 clearance at all edges. The problem was discovered when an angry
secretary threw her coffee cup at one of the doors. It went right through the
1/16 inch wood veneer. It was also discovered that if you pulled on the
handle, it would come off in your hand.
highway named after him by the people of his city. On the day it was to be
dedicated, a group of officials waited for him to arrive. After they had
waited for 2 hours, one of the officials went to the mayor's estate. He was
informed that the mayor had been dead for 2 years. The official returned to
the dedication and announced that the Mayor was unable to attend due to
health problems.
pound steer in her living room. She went to the bedroom to call authorities
and discovered a large hole in her celing. When the authorities arrived, they
xplained that the steer was being airlifted from a flooded area, when the
cable supporting the animal broke, sending the animal crashing through the
roof. The pilot of the helicopter didn't notice this until he prepared to
lower the steer into a safe area. The steer was too large to fit through the
small doorways of the house, and was slaughtered in the living room and cut
into managable sections. Ms. Mercado was given 1/4 of the steer for the
damage to her roof and living room carpet.
seminar to find her husband passed out on the sofa. She was extremely angry
and kicked Mr. Coburn a number of times. He would not wake up, so she went to
the gun cabinet, retrived a .38 pistol and shot him 4 times in the head. When
police arrived, they arrested Mrs. Coburn, however released her the next day.
The coronor discovered during the autopsy that Mr. Cobern had been dead for
several days, from a massive heart attack. Ms. Coburn was later charged with
defiling a body, but those charges were dropped when her attorney argued that
she thought her husband was alive when she shot him.
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