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Only in Merry Old England


(actual trial)
A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she
noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on
account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more
amused. She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out
laughing. She had him arrested and when the case came before the
court this was the man's reply when asked why he acted in such a manner:

"When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was
pregnant. She sat under an advertisment which read "Coming Soon The
Gold Dust Twins", then she moved under one that read "Sloans Liniments
remove Swelling". I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving
advertisment which read "William Stick Did The Trick". Then I could
not control myself any longer when on the fourth move she sat under an
advertisment which read "Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this
accident."

He won the case.


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