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Used Cars
Buying a used car out of the Classifieds is pretty tricky, so I thought I'd
translate some of the "used car lingo" for you all.

MUST SELL...before it blows up.

RUNS FINE...I was going to say "runs excellent" but I had a last-minute
concience attack.

NEEDS SOME BODY WORK...was blindsided by a Winnebego.

WELL-MAINTAINED...I changed the oil occasionally.

LOOKS LIKE NEW...just don't try to drive it anywhere.

ALL ORIGINAL...I never had anything fixed, adjusted, or replaced.

LOADED WITH OPTIONS...each one more troublesome than the next.

NEVER SMOKED IN...unfortunately, that's the best thing I can say about it.

PROJECT CAR...doesn't run.

LOTS OF POTENTIAL...doesn't run.

NEEDS MINOR REPAIR...doesn't run.

10 Reasons Why 'Scooby Doo' Was a Drug-Influenced Cartoon

Scooby and Shaggy were always being freaked out by ghosts and ghouls, but no
one else saw them before Scooby and Shaggy.

Scooby and Shaggy always had the munchies.

Shaggy always thought Scooby was talking and was the only one who could hear
him and understand him.

Scooby and Shaggy always fell into the trap that was intended for the
monster because they were tripping over themselves and couldn't see where
they were going.

They were always deluded and warped by thinking they were dressed up in some
costumes and entertained the monster.

Shaggy always said "like" to the extreme, i.e. "like ZOIKS, Scoob, let's
get outta here!!" What's a zoik?

Scooby and Shaggy were always the ones in the back of the van (doing who
knows what).

They drove around in the MYSTERY MACHINE, which had that weird trippy
design on it's side.

Shaggy and Scooby were always giddy and laughing.

Look at Shaggy; the way he dressed, his goatee, etc., 'nuff said.

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