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Bad news

Doctor: I have some bad news and some worse news for you. The bad news is
that all the tests are in, and they say you have exactly 48 hours to live.

Patient, devastated: That's horrible; how can any news be worse than that?

Doctor: I tried to get hold of you all day yesterday

One out of every four people suffers from some form of mental illness-
So the next time you're with 3 of your friends, study them carefully-
If they seem OK - You're the one!!

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