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An elderly couple

An elderly couple are walking down the street and run into their friend,
Bill. The old man says, "Bill, we just finished taking this fantastic
course that improves your memory, and I must say it has opened up a
whole new world for me. It really works!"

Bill says, "Sounds great, what's the name of the course?"
The old man pauses and says, "... What's the name of that flower... you
know... the one with the long stem and thorns?"

"You mean a rose?" says Bill.

"Yeah that's it! A rose!"

The man turns to his wife and says, "Hey Rose, what was the name of that
memory course we took?"

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