John is waiting to cross the street when a blind man approaches with his
guide-dog. The sign lights to cross and in stead of helping his boss to
cross the dog raises his rear leg an pees on the pants of the man. The man
reaches in his pocket and gives the dog a cookie. John is amazed and tells
the man: "If it were my dog I would have kicked his butt!". The man calmly
answers: "I'm going to. But I need to find the head first".
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