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A teacher


A teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of
this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except
illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate family
(with a note from that member).

A wise-guy student pipes up: "What about extreme exhaustion from, um, having a
good time, sir?" The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher
responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other
hand."


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