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Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them

How are men and parking spaces alike?
All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped

Three redheads were walking on the beach and came across a magic lamp.
They rubbed it and a genie came out and said he would grant them each
one wish. Redhead #1 ssaid she wanted to be dumb. So the genie made
her a brunette. The second redhead said she wanted to be even dumber,
so the genie made her a blonde. The third said she wanted to be even
stupider then both of them, so the genie made her a man.

A man was having a love affair with his secretary. After work they went
back to her apartment and made mad passionate love. They fell asleep
and when the man woke up in a panic. He knew is wife was going to be
suspicious since it was late. He told his secretary to put his shoes
out in the grass. His secretary thought he was losing it, but did it
anyways. The guy got dressed and put on his shoes and then left to go
home. His wife was pissed when he got home and wanted to know where he
had been. He replied that he was at his secretary's apartment making
mad passionate love. She said "Don't lie to me. I can tell by your
shoes that you've been golfing!"


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