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A Pirate Joke

A seaman meets a pirate, and they take turns to tell their adventures
on the seas. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, hook,
and an eye patch.

The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"

The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept
overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me
out, a shark bit my leg off."

"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook?"

"Well," replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were
battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand

"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch?"

"A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked

"Ar, well...," said the pirate, "... it was me first day with the

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