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Elk Hunting

Two hunters paid a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk
hunting, where they bagged six nice bucks. The pilot came back as
arranged to pick them up. When they started loading their gear into
the plane, including the six elk, the pilot objected, saying, "I told
you before, the plane can only take out four of your elk. You gotta
leave two behind."

They argued, telling him that the year before they had shot six and
the pilot had put all of them aboard, and the plane was exactly like
this one. Against his better judgment, the pilot finally permitted the
hunters to put all six aboard.

When they attempted to take off, the plane couldn't make it,
crashing in the wilderness. Climbing out of the wreckage, one hunter
said to the other, "You got any idea where we are?"

"I think so," replied the other hunter. "Ain't this is the same
place we landed last year?"

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