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Gone to Heaven


God and St Peter are talking about the overcrowded conditions in Heaven,
they decide to only let in the people that had a really bad day on the
day they died. So Peter says to the 1st man in line, "Tell me about the
day you died". The man says, "I came home early to catch my wife
cheating on me, I looked around the apt., but did not find anyone, I
went out on our balcony, I live on the 24th floor, and I saw a man
hanging there by his fingertips, I went back in and got a hammer and
smashed his fingers, he fell to the ground but some bushes broke his
fall and he survived, so I went in and got my refrigerator and pushed it
over the rail and crushed him to death, in the excitement of all of this
I had a heart attack and died.

Peter thought that it was a bad day, and since it was a crime of passion
he allowed the man to come in. Then Peter says to the next man in line,
"tell me about the day you died." The man says, "I was excercising on
my balcony, I live on the 26th floor of my apt. building, when i slipped
and fell over the rail, I managed to catch myself on the balcony of the
man who lives under me, but then some crazy person smashes my fingers
with a hammer, I fall to the ground but some bushes broke my fall and I
survived, but then the same crazy person pushes a refrigerator over the
rail and crushed me to death."

St. Peter chuckles and lets the man in. Then Peter says to the next
man, "tell me about the day you died". The man say. "Well, picture
this, I'm naked and hiding in this guys refrigerator...


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