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Bank robber John Dillinger played professional baseball.
If you toss a penny 10000 times, it will not be heads 5000 times, but more
The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.
The housefly hums in the middle octave, key of F.
If your eyes are six feet above the surface of the ocean, the horizon will
The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English
Hydroxydesoxycorticosterone and hydroxydeoxycorticosterones are the largest
Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.
The band Duran Duran got their name from an astronaut in the 1968 Jane Fonda
Cleo and Caesar were the early stage names of Cher and Sonny Bono.
Ben and Jerry's send the waste from making ice cream to local pig farmers to
The company providing the liability insurance for the Republican National
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
Dr. Samuel A. Mudd was the physician who set the leg of Lincoln's assassin
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II
Wilma Flintstone's maiden name was Wilma Slaghoopal, and Betty Rubble's
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
The Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who
If NASA sent birds into space they would soon die, they need gravity to
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood
The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop
It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog
Armored knights raised their visors to identify themselves when they rode
White Out was invented by the mother of Mike Nesmith (Formerly of the
Sylvia Miles had the shortest performance ever nominated for an Oscar with
Charles Lindbergh took only four sandwiches with him on his famous
Goethe couldn't stand the sound of barking dogs and could only write if he
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the
Gilligan of Gilligan's Island had a first name that was only used once, on
In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
Playing cards were issued to British pilots in WWII. If captured, they could
The "L.L." in L.L. Bean stands for Leon Leonwood.
Ivory bar soap floating was a mistake. They had been overmixing the soap
Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has
The saying "it's so cold out there it could freeze the balls off a brass
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise
The Sanskrit word for "war" means "desire for more cows."
A walla-walla scene is one where extras pretend to be talking in the
The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated
101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon
'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
The Baby Ruth candy bar was actually named after Grover Cleveland's baby
A whale's male member is called a dork.
Armadillos have four babies at a time and they are always all the same gender.
Armadillos are the only animal besides humans that can get leprosy.
To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs
Reindeer like to eat bananas.
A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
Physicist Murray Gell-Mann named the sub-atomic particles known as quarks
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
The phrase "sleep tight" derives from the fact that early mattresses were
"Three dog night" (attributed to Australian Aborigines) came about because
Just remember, I don't write em!
like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.
be about three statute miles away.
Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. The only other
word with the same amount of letters is
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses, its plural.
anagrams.
Angeles de Porciuncula."
movie "Barbarella.
use as feed. Pigs love the stuff, except for one flavor: Mint Oreo.
Convention in San Diego is the same firm that insured the maiden voyage of
the RMS Titanic.
John Wilkes Booth...and whose shame created the expression for ignominy,
"His name is Mudd."
killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
Maiden name was Betty Jean Mcbricker.
fathered over 160 children.
swallow.
donors.
and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life"
throws up its stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of its mouth.
Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and
then swallows the stomach back down again.
past their king. This custom has become the modern military salute.
Monkees)
"Midnight Cowboy." Her entire role lasted only six minutes.
transatlantic flight.
had an apple rotting in the drawer of his desk.
air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air,
the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has
all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
the never-aired pilot show. His first name was Willy. The skipper's real
name on Gilligan's Island is Jonas Grumby. It was mentioned once in the
first episode on their radio's newscast about the wreck.
be soaked in water and unfolded to reveal a map for escape.
formula causing excess air bubbles that made it float. Customers wrote and
told how much they loved that it floated, and it has floated ever since.
about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the
twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to
realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.
monkey" came from when they had old cannons like ones used in the Civil War.
The cannonballs were stacked in a pyramid formation, called a brass monkey.
When it got extremely cold outside they would crack and break off... Thus
the saying.
it will digest itself.
background -- when they say "walla-walla" it looks like they are actually
talking.
that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
features with both parents that are present and don't die throughout the
movie.
daughter, Ruth.
- it will let you go instantly.
Twelve or more cows are known as a "flink."
A group of frogs is called an army.
A group of rhinos is called a crash.
A group of kangaroos is called a mob.
A group of whales is called a pod.
A group of geese is called a gaggle.
A group of ravens is called a murder.
A group of officers is called a mess.
A group of larks is called an exaltation.
A group of owls is called a parliament.
for a random line in James Joyce, "Three quarks for Muster Mark!"
filled with straw and held up with rope stretched across the bedframe. A
tight sleep was a comfortable sleep.
on especially cold nights these nomadic people needed three dogs (dingos,
actually) to keep from freezing.
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