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Hllary Clinton said it takes a village to raise a child. Bob Dole said
The Democrats snubbed Jimmy Carter by not letting him speak at the
The people I really feel sorry for in this campaign are the Secret
A Tokyo mother is accused of helping her son bury the body of a teenage
Jack Kevorkian broke his own record by attending four suicides in one
Warner Brothers signed R.E.M. to an $80 million deal. The company had
Actor Jimmy Smits, of NYPD Blue, is reportedly being stalked by a fan.
The makers of Pez have come up with a battery powered dispenser. It
Brazil is putting a male birth control pill on the market. It's taken
Geraldo Rivera promised that his revamped, more upstanding show will
And finally, police arrested Elizabeth Taylor's estranged husband Larry
On opening night of the Democratic convention, delegates were all doing
the Macarena. It's perfect for the Clintons. Every few seconds you
change positions.
it takes a family. The way some kids are today, you'd think they were
raised by the Village People and the Manson Family.
convention. Carter will get the last laugh - sooner or later Bill and
Hillary are going to need a house.
Service agents guarding Ross Perot. You train all your life to watch
out for that one lone nut... and it turns out he's the candidate.
(Leno)
girlfriend he killed. You know, that's why their kids do so much better
than ours... more parental involvment.
week. You have to admire the guy. His business keeps growing, all
without repeat customers.
expected to pay just $70 million, but found it could only book the band
through Ticketmaster.
He says he's going to fight back, get rough if he has to. Talk about
the Smits hitting the fan... (Leno)
will be the first semiautomatic candy dispenser endorsed by the NRA.
years to make it user friendly. It tastes like beer so men will
remember to take it, and it's easy to use so men won't have to stop to
ask for directions.
adhere to a 10 point "Talk Show Bill of Rights and Responsibilities."
Unfortunbately, not one of them is the right to remain silent.
Fortensky on various charges including illegal parking. Apparently, his
15 minutes ran out... again.
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