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Bazooka-like gun

According to report, the U.S. has a bazooka-like gun used for firing
dead chickens at aircraft windshields as a safety test. Well they supposedly
sent one of these guns to the U.K. for the Brits to use.

Not long after this the British sent the U.S. a memo saying their aircraft
windshields must be defective. Not only did they all fail the test but there
was also considerable damage to the instruments and even some broken seats!

The U.S. reportedly replied that the chickens were to be thawed before using...

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