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Definition of Politics

Son: Dad, I have a special report for school. Can I ask you a question
Dad: Sure son, what's the question ?
Son: What is politics ?
Dad: Well son, let's take are home for an example. I am the wage
earner, so let's call me, the management. Your mother is the
administrator of the money, so let's call her, the government. We take
care of you and your needs, so let's call you, the people. We'll call the
maid, the working class and your baby brother, the future. Understand ?
Son: I'm not really sure dad, I'll have to think about it.

That night, the boy is awakened by his baby brother's crying, so he went
to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had a heavily soiled
diaper, the boy went to his parent's room and found his mother fast
asleep. He went to the maid's room, where, peeking through the keyhole,
he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking was totally
unheard. The boy went back to his room and went to sleep.

The next morning......

Son: Dad, I think I understand politics.
Dad: That's great son, explain it to me in your own words.
Son: While the management is screwing the working class, the government
is fast asleep, the people are being completely ignored and the future is
full of crap.

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