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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other,
That reminds me of the cannibal that passed his
When do cannibals leave the table?
What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV show?
Where do cannibals shop for fine furniture?
What did the cannibal give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
What do cannibals make out of politicians?
What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
What is a cannibal's favorite game?
Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food?
Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school
Cannibal: One who loves his fellow man with gravy.
Cannibal's recipe book: How to Serve Your Fellow Man.
One cannibal to another: I never met a man I didn't like.
Two cannibals were sitting by a fire. The first says, "Gee,
The first cannibal asked the 2nd cannibal, "Aren't you done eating
One day a cannibal visited the neighboring island of cannibals.
A man gets captured by cannibals and every day they poke him
Are You Hungry? --- Cannibal Jokes ---
"Does this taste funny to you?"
friend in the woods.
When everyone's eaten.
A celebrity roast.
Eatin' Allen's.
A box of farmer's fannies.
Chocolate covered aunts.
Bologna sandwiches.
The cold shoulder.
Swallow the leader.
Dinner costs an arm and a leg.
He ordered a pizza with everybody on it.
for buttering up his teacher?
I hate my mother-in-law." The 2nd replies, "So, try the potatoes.
yet?" The 2nd cannibal replied, "I'm on my last leg now."
There, people cost $2 but politicians cost $25. The visiting
cannibal asked, "How come politicians cost so much?" The chief
answered, "Do you know how hard it is to clean one of those?"
with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally
the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you
can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
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