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16. Couldn't muster up sufficient disdain if all nine lives depended on it!
15. You've repeatedly found him in the closed garage, hunched
14. Sits for hours in fascination while listening to Bob Dole.
13. Teeth and claw marks all over your now-empty bottles of Prozac.
12. No longer licks paws clean, but washes them at the sink again
11. Continually scratches on the door to get in... the OVEN door.
10. Doesn't get Garfield, but laughs like hell at Marmaduke.
9. Rides in your car with its head out the window.
8. She's a dues-paid, card-carrying member of the Reform Party.
7. You realize one day that the urine stains on the carpet
6. Has built a shrine to Andrew Lloyd Webber entirely out of
5. Spends all day in litterbox separating the green chlorophyll
4. After years of NPR, Tabby is suddenly a Ditto-Puss.
3. Sullen and overweight, your sunglass-wearing cat shoots the
2. Your stereo is missing, and in the corner you find a pawn
and the Number 1 Sign Your Cat has a Personality Disorder...
1. Makes an attempt on "First Cat" Socks' life in a pathetic
The Top 16 Signs Your Cat has a Personality Disorder
over the wheel of your running Buick.
and again and again...
actually form the letters N-E-E-D T-H-E-R-A-P-Y.
empty "9 Lives" cans.
granules from the plain white ones.
TV with a .45 Magnum when it sees cartoon depictions of stupid
or lazy felines.
ticket and 2 kilos of catnip.
attempt to impress Jodie Foster.
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