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ANSWER: The Nestea Plunge.
A: Peter Pan.
A: The ZIP Code.
A: A, B, C, D, E, F, G.
A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
A: Fondue.
A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
A: Executive action.
A: Zippo Marx.
A: Touchback.
A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
A: A mule, a horse, Billy Carter.
A: Once is not enough.
A: "Leave it to Beaver."
A: Big Ben, Joe Namath and a candidate's campaign promises.
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QUESTION: What does the president of Nestea use when his toilet is topped up?
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember when they go to the bathroom?
Q: What were some of the earlier forms of Preparation H?
Q: What do you look for when you're tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?
Q: What do you get on your fon if you leave it out all night?
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.
Q: What does a president look for in a singles bar?
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?
Q: What's the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?
Q: Name three things that go to the bathroom outdoors.
Q: What's the major cause of divorce?
Q: What did the dead raccoon say in his will?
Q: What is a clock, a jock and a crock.
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