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ANSWER: The Nestea Plunge.
QUESTION: What does the president of Nestea use when his toilet is topped up?

A: Peter Pan.
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?

A: The ZIP Code.
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember when they go to the bathroom?

A: A, B, C, D, E, F, G.
Q: What were some of the earlier forms of Preparation H?

A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Q: What do you look for when you're tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?

A: Fondue.
Q: What do you get on your fon if you leave it out all night?

A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.

A: Executive action.
Q: What does a president look for in a singles bar?

A: Zippo Marx.
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?

A: Touchback.
Q: What's the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?

A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?

A: A mule, a horse, Billy Carter.
Q: Name three things that go to the bathroom outdoors.

A: Once is not enough.
Q: What's the major cause of divorce?

A: "Leave it to Beaver."
Q: What did the dead raccoon say in his will?

A: Big Ben, Joe Namath and a candidate's campaign promises.
Q: What is a clock, a jock and a crock.

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