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A kick!

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately
demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the
barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in
the head, killing her instantly.

At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket
and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a
woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head yes and
say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, he
would shake his head no and mumble a reply.

Curious, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about.

The farmer replied, "The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I
would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.' The men would ask, 'You wanna
sell that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all
booked up for a year.'"

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