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THE OJ TRIAL AS TOLD BY DR.SEUSS

I did not kill my wife
I did not slash her with a knife.
I did not bonk her on the head.
I did not know that she was dead.

I stayed at home that fateful night
I took a cab, then took a flight.
The bag I had was just for me.
My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be!

When I came home I had a gash.
My hand was cut from broken glass.
I cut my hand on broken glass.
A broken glass did cause a gash.

My friend, he took me for a ride.
All through LA, from side to side.
From north to south, we took a ride.
But from the cops we could not hide.

My trial lasted for a year.
A year! A year! just sitting here!
The DNA, the HEM, the HAW!
The circus-hype the viewers saw!

A year! A year! just sitting here!
And lawyers charged by the hour I fear!
If I'm found guilty I will appeal!
Appeal! Appeal! I will Appeal!

Did you do this awful crime?
Did you do this anytime?
I did not do this anytime.
I could not, would not anytime.

Did you take this person's life?
Did you do this with a knife?
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not kill my wife.
I could not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not anytime.

Did you hit her from above?
Did you drop this bloody glove?
I did not hit her from above.
I cannot even wear that glove.

I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not, anytime.

And now I'm free, I can return
To my house for which I yearn.
And to my family whom I love.
Hey now I'm free--Give me back my GLOVE!!!!!


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