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Another blonde joke

A blonde was driving down a long stretch of road through the country
side when she noticed a small object in the middle of a vacant field
in front of her. As she approached it, she saw another blonde
sitting in a row boat paddling as hard as she could. Realizing
that there weren't any bodies of water within 20 miles of them, she
became very angry. She rolled down her window and began yelling at
the blonde in the boat, "You know it's girls like you that give us
intelligent blondes a bad name. You're the reason they make up all
those stupid jokes. You should really be ashamed of yourself. And
one last thing - You're damn lucky that I can't swim or I'd come out
there and beat you up myself!!!!"