All generalizations are bad.
-- R. H. Grenier
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died.
-- Steven Wright
If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with
-- Manly's Maxim
Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.
-- Grossman's Misquote
Only someone who understands something absolutely can explain it so no one
else can understand it.
-- Rudnicki's Nobel Prize Principle
How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
-- Zall's Second Law
Anything dropped in the bathroom falls in the toilet.
-- Flucard's Corollary
Proofreading is more effective after publication.
Paper is always strongest at the perforations.
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