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Some words to live by:

All generalizations are bad.
-- R. H. Grenier

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died.
-- Steven Wright

If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it.
-- Kasspe

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with
confidence.
-- Manly's Maxim

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.
-- Grossman's Misquote

Only someone who understands something absolutely can explain it so no one
else can understand it.
-- Rudnicki's Nobel Prize Principle

How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
-- Zall's Second Law

Anything dropped in the bathroom falls in the toilet.
-- Flucard's Corollary

Proofreading is more effective after publication.
-- Barker

Paper is always strongest at the perforations.
-- Corry


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