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Another Lawyer Joke:

A doctor traveling by car along a country road collided with an
attorney who happened to be driving in the opposite direction.

The attorney, seeing that the doctor was a bit shaken up, helped him
from the car and offered him a drink of Scotch from his hip flask.

The doctor accepted, took a long drink and handed the flask back to
the attorney, who closed it and put it away.

"Aren't you going to have a drink yourself?" asked the doctor.

"Sure -- as soon as the police leave," replied the attorney.