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Another MicroSoft Joke:

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when
an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's
electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to
the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the
helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport.

The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew
a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter's window.
The pilot's sign said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.

People in the tall building quickly responded to the
aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building
window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the
course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely.

After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot
how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine
their position.

The pilot responded "I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT
building because, similar to their help-lines, they gave me
a technically correct but completely useless answer."

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